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I gathered up all my friends and made them come with. After seeing the previews I thought to myself, “Finally, a horror movie that looks decent. About time!” So we got our tickets and I made haste to the theater, making sure I have a prime seat. The lights dimmed, the curtains drew, and I was fed a mighty king-like feast…
First off, do not see this movie. It is a waste of $12. You wanna rent it? It’s a waste of $5. Oh, you have a free rental coupon? It’s a waste of time.
Unfortunately, he does.
He must kill Dr. Lunatic, the one villain who has been able to evade his capture. Meanwhile people die because of this website, and the deaths are either off screen or stupid. I want elaborate freaky deaths. I want to be scared – not watch people onscreen who are scared, otherwise don't call this a horror movie.
Back to the story, our heroes are near their end but of course find the doctor, kill his ass, but Stephen Dorff dies anyway. Between what little scenes of action we are poorly served, it is crammed with long boring dialogue, that is not appealing or catchy; just overwhelmingly boring - Which is why I'm not going to bother detailing out all the pointless details here. I can’t even go on with the movie anymore, because it’s making me angry just thinking about it. By the end of the film, I and at least one other friend were counting ceiling tiles, while another friend was kneeled between the seats banging his head on the concrete screaming, “Make it end, oh God make it end.”
You see, these actually look creepy. You can see where I was misled, right?
A lot of bad movies at least have the concept of humor in it. As in, it’s so bad it’s funny; and you spend a large part of the movie crying because you’re laughing so hard. This movie is so bad, I was crying at how I had just wasted my hard earned money, and I couldn’t show my face for a week in fear of my friends beating my ass.
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